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Is your wife in her lower or upper 50’s
Would you like to see her in bed with another man
as he sucks her nipples and gives her oral
‘Til she screams in ecstasy
Single white male in Levittown Pennsylvania area
Near Oxford valley mall
Seeks a couple for discrete innocent fun
No strings attached
I am very clean and discrete I host
Please respond to chat further
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Bonnie Holly
03:37
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Her real name is Holly she calls herself Bonnie
If you look at her good she’s got something
Tell her to wash the makeup off of her face
You’ll see she has a lot bumps all over her face and arms
She smokes crack all the time day and night
if you’ve been in touch with her I hope you used a condom
She says her name is Bonnie, her real name is Holly
So if you want to catch something you go right ahead
This is her so if you don’t believe me then tell her to wash the makeup off
You’ll change your mind
Bumps all over her face and her arms
You’ll see for yourself
She’ll tell you
Or after you leave and the crack is gone
And that she’d do it for $20 or anything
So strap up and go get a check up
If you’ve been with her with no protection
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Winer Diner 69
02:55
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So freaking horny today
I want to find a gal who wants to get her pussy eaten out
I absolutely love that shit
Love a nice vagina
And I’m go at it, not only can I tough the tip of my nose with my tung
But I can also find the G-spot and make you orgasm like you’ve never orgasmed before
Some have even squirted when they cum
Send me an email, tell me a little about your self, and just how you like that pussy licked
I’m an out going person with a good sense of humor
I like just about anything in life
As long as it makes me laugh and have a good time
And I can make the best of pretty much everything
I am here to find a guy who wants to take a fine woman out
Wine her and dine her a little bit and then take me back for my 69
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Not scared, not scared at all
no reason to care anymore
Broken, totally broken
The more I think about what you were doing while we were together
The more broken my heart is
Tick tock
Yeah I’m use to the sound
Tick tock
I’ve waited for my heart to blow up
And you’re not the same person that you once were
I was in love with the person you gave me the purple flowers
His name is Eric and he is a jerk and an asshole
And sends the same add to every female on Craigslist
His number is 917-855-5346
Hilarious
I was ....?
You know the one where the ...? Smiles but has no face
But to [put the penis]? And took the train to Florida
On the way back we stopped in Africa
The safari was boring
but when we stopped to get gas the journey was to expensive
So we walked the rest of the way
It was just crazy
So I just ate the homemade macaroni and cheese that you made me
With out bread crumbs
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I’m a good listener who loves a guy with a sense of humor and confidence
I need someone in the sack who isn’t going to bore me cause I love to try new things sexually
My friends have told me that they believe my two greatest assets are the fact that I am
Always up for anything
And my lovely breasts
It would work best for me if there are no emotional attachments at all
I really don’t have time in my life for strings and things
If you think you fit the bill let’s do something today
Hit me up :)
I have everything I need in life except a good girl to share it with
I live on my and I’m hard working and can always make anyone laugh
Meeting girls is bars is kind of getting old
Would like to meet someone relationship worthy
I’m a simple guy and never need much to keep me happy
Your pic gets mine
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Looking for a down to earth woman age 28 to 40
To hang out and see what happens
No pics no reply
If you have an old pic no need to send it
Email and we’ll take it from there
Please be somewhat local
Got a nice soul patch and a funny necklace
and I wear my hat backwards even though I white
And I no longer live with my mother
Looking for a down to earth woman age 28 to 40
It’s really just 12 years if you think about it
Looking for a woman who wants a respectable, self made, self employed man
Who loves the outdoors, bike riding, boats, and summer
But also curling up by the fire place on a cold fall night
Having a few drinks while the logs burn
I’m most comfortable working with my hands
Working on my property
Even though my business is totally technology based
It sure isn’t what defines me
Love of all things natural
So if you’re interested in a guy who is tall blonde blue with a toned body
Get back to me
Pic would be nice but not required
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I jut got stood up tonight
I was going to hook up with this girl, she made some excuse
Any women local to South Brunswick want to take her place
I need a girl that loves to give head
She promised me one
No men no hookers
Location South Brunswick
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Don't be Lonely
06:40
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Feel like a king 973-874-1812
Don’t be lonely
Blow me, come blow me
Drunk and horny and in need of a nice mouth
I may be interested in more but let’s start at that, see where it goes
Me 5’7” blonde, blue, skinny, gay
Your pic gets mine
609-994-2129
Send me a text message
I need someone that I can see on a regular basis
I am open for anything if you are too, open that is
Get me?
Get at me, I’m a true freak
Location; in your holes New jersey
I consider myself a funny and honest, good hearted, independent, open minded
I just really need someone to do me so hard that I will have trouble sitting down
Do think you can keep it up for me
I really hope you can
I am a really woman, very down to earth
I hate games, and I’m quite smart
So I don’t waste time with games
I put my basics so if you respond you can find out more
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No Men
06:20
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I am 32 years old male and I am black/latino mix
I have an athletic build and a large tasty package
I know how to please a lady with my mouth and my tool
Lots of stamina
Can be gentle or rough, dominant or submissive
Just looking here for a good no strings attached time
I in to any race white, black, asian, Latina, and indian
Be clean
And over 18
And D&D free
HWP
Nicely trimmed, real
Send some pics, don’t have to include your face
Please type the word “package” in the subject field so I know it’s not spam
Thank you, location South Jersey
Can host or travel
Size doesn’t matter
Before you go looking for half naked photos
Sorry folks I’m not going to do that
Go to some other post
All I’m looking for is cock
Guys with...? Most, a real straight guy that’s all I’m looking for
You be 18, 215, disease free
And if you want your ass eaten make sure it’s clean
Can host all night
No reciprocation wanted
Remember, real straight guys don’t like cock
I have an enclosed front porch to suck you off in
Looking for someone for some normal fun tonight
And/or tomorrow
Just a young dude looking for another, young dude
Between 20 to 30 see what’s happening
No drama, no games,
Honesty would be great
Let me know your stats and screen name
And intention to move things along ...?
Location New Brunswick CNJ
...? Seeks a straight guy ...?
Four guys around my age ...?
Be real or be gone
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I am Bill
00:20
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I am Bill
609 222 1874
I want to give this dick to you
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Single Mom
13:14
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I’m a single mom who doesn’t get out to much
So it’s it’s hard to meet people
I’m looking to get to know someone and see where it goes
I have a good head on my shoulders
I have beautiful piercing eyes and a great smile
I work out almost everyday
I take very good care of my body
All in all I’m in very good shape
And I with it
And I work it
I love to laugh and I’m a lot of fun to be with
The biggest thing that I’m looking for in a guy is humor
If you can make me laugh out loud that’s a huge turn on
You clean
Smart and funny
I like tall, dark, and handsome
but I’m will to expand my horizons
Please respond with a pic ;)
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Sensual an Affectionate
04:06
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Cute guy looking to host a normal nice guy
To be sensual and affectionate with
Massage, sexy underwear, OJ at most
Or we can just hang out, watch a dvd
Seeking masculine white guy under 35
Fit, no drugs of any kind
I’m not attracted to older daddy types
Balding, tattoos, sorry
As for me 5’ 8” 140, fit, toned, proportionate
Naturally smooth, bubble but
Masculine asian american
Please write me back with a clear decent face pic
No headless nude pics, no hats or sunglasses
Just an accurate honest face pic
Age, height, thanks
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13. |
In Search of a New Mom
04:27
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Would I have a change if this were true
Hi, I joined craigslist personals
In search of a new mom for my 10 kids
I had my first one when I was 14 and 1/2 years old
Then I had 9 more with the same Ethiopian lady
Her name is [...]
She got deported for trying to smuggle goat feet
Hidden in coconuts
There’s more to my story, but I have to ask
Are you that woman
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Tall Slim Fit Masculine
03:40
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Tall, slim, fit, masculine
I’m into sucking guys
Anonymously
I’ll suck you, at your place, or in the car
I’ll suck and I leave
No stings attached
Feed me, your big cock
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Me and 34 of my sisters looking to go out
...? Someone
35 6’2” chill with us ...?
[Cause we don’t accept anything]?
...?
Coming by to chill with us
In and out calling
[...?]21 6467
Disclaimer:
Any money exchanged for time and companionship services only
Anything else that may occur is a matter of choice
Between two consenting adults of legal age
Is not contracted for, nor is it requested to be contracted in any matter
This is not an offer of prostitution
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Hot Fudge (Warm Fudge)
04:41
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Nothing is better than food and sex
Don’t worry, it won’t be so hot that it hurts
Just warm
And I get to lick off what ever you’re wearing
Hot fudge
Well warm fudge ;)
Is the best, with whipped cream and strawberry sauce
You be the banana
After that, you choose
Talking about fair play and all that
D&D free and openminded
That’s really all I’m asking for
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