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How to Make an Egg Cream a cookbook/erotic novella

by The Brown Christmas

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	1.	Cross Country Centipede Flight Simulator 05:46		buy track
	2.	Molting Terrestrial Exoskeleton 03:03		buy track
	3.	A Thousand Risen Suns 01:55		buy track
	4.	Cosmic Depersonalization 02:40		buy track
	5.	Discarnate Heart of the Arthropod 02:30		buy track
	6.	The Crushing Weight of Nothingness 02:44		buy track
	7.	Smile on the Void 03:03		buy track
	8.	Belch Forth Your Existence 04:34		buy track
	9.	Scattered Rolling Beads of Light 03:05		buy track
	10.	Glistening Segments 01:06		buy track
	11.	Eternal Calliope 03:19		buy track
	12.	Hundred Foot Strut 03:46		buy track

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Recorded January 31, 2016

Step 1. Get an egg
Step 2. Find it's little egg donger
Step 3. Jerk it off

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released May 26, 2017

Michael - Synths, MPC1000, pedals
Joemazing - Synth, giga delay

Album art by Tia Guts instagram.com/dreamygutss/
Layout by Michael Burke michaelburke-design.com

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The Brown Christmas Sewaren, New Jersey

Proprietors of ambient noisescapes and improvized electronics

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